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What do you call a baby caterpillar?

A kitten-pillar !!

Anxious Owner: My Dog has swallowed a roll of film Vet: Don't worry nothing serious will develop

Question: What do you call a clever blonde ?
Answer: A Golden Retriever

This man walks into this room and hears this voice saying "Jesus is watching you!"
He looks around and sees nothing but a Parrot in the room and hears again "Jesus is watching you!"
So he walks up to the parrot and says "Did you say that?" The parrot says "Jesus is STILL watching you!" The man says to the parrot "What stupid person taugh you to say that?" The parrot replies "
The same man as the one who named the Rottweiler over there Jesus!"

Question: What's brown and sticky ?
Answer: A stick!

Question: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back ?
Answer: A stick !

How did the farmer get the Nobel Prize?? He was outstanding in his field.

Letting a dog lick your face is like letting a veterinarian shake your hand..........you never know where its been!!

A dog walks into the waiting room, and says "WOOF! WOOF!" The receptionist looks up from behind the counter and replies, "All right....I heard you the first time!"

What's got 4 legs and an arm? A happy pit bull!

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